WII Friday, October 19, 2007 | 6:44 PM

Images of Crazy Climber

Images of Crazy Climber

The relative success of the Yamakasi movies or Spider-Man stunts inspire videogame industry people ; ladies and gentlemen, the curtain is lifted, revealing some manure called Crazy Climber for the Nintendo Wii. Awaited December 20, 2007 in the country of the rising sun, this technological achievement is controled with the Wiimote which recreates arms movements to climb vertical "surfaces". Up to four guinea-pigs can split their retina simultaneously.


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Commented on 2007-10-19 19:43:05
I remember this gamne from Commodore 64. It was great.

This one doesn't look very good though.
Commented on 2007-10-19 20:05:32
How are a wiimote and nunchuk gonna simulate 4 limbs?

Not that anyone will care or actually buy this full priced piece of crap.
Commented on 2007-10-19 20:12:45
Chick looks pretty hot, but the game does not. Looks somewhere between N64 and PS2 graphics. Maybe it'll be fun, but it seems a bit shallow for a full game.
Commented on 2007-10-19 20:44:31 In reply to Nonexistinghero
Posted by Nonexistinghero
Chick looks pretty hot, but the game does not. Looks somewhere between N64 and PS2 graphics. Maybe it'll be fun, but it seems a bit shallow for a full game.
You'd be hard pressed to find any game Dreamcast or better that ever looked this bad though.

Kinda like a horribly art directed but high resolution N64 game
Commented on 2007-10-19 20:57:57
You sure this isn't on the DS??

Seriously the Wii may not be the most powerful console on earth, but making games that look like they would have been OK 10 years ago is unacceptable.
Commented on 2007-10-19 21:43:06 In reply to Jigen
Posted by Jigen
You'd be hard pressed to find any game Dreamcast or better that ever looked this bad though.

Kinda like a horribly art directed but high resolution N64 game
Dreamcast was slightly below the PS2. With somewhere between N64 and PS2 I meant about halfway. Like this:

N64 = 50
This game = 75
Dreamcast = 90
PS2 = 100
Commented on 2007-10-19 22:02:07 In reply to Nonexistinghero
Posted by Nonexistinghero
Dreamcast was slightly below the PS2. With somewhere between N64 and PS2 I meant about halfway. Like this:

N64 = 50
This game = 75
Dreamcast = 90
PS2 = 100
Well I just got the impression that while this looks technically better than most N64 games, it'd be hard to find games that were actually uglier.
Commented on 2007-10-19 23:47:51
after climbing will you have to jump down for a suicide bonus?

this is fresh meat for Jacky Thompson , bet he will say that this game is the cause of people jumping from buildings.
Commented on 2007-10-20 00:27:38
Kudgel: if you write news posts like that, then what am i supposed to write? :P This games DOES remind me of manure though. As does most wii games, truth be told.
Commented on 2007-10-20 00:47:14 In reply to XSAVAGE
Posted by XSAVAGE
after climbing will you have to jump down for a suicide bonus?

this is fresh meat for Jacky Thompson , bet he will say that this game is the cause of people jumping from buildings.
dam u beat me too it!!!
i was gonna say the same thing
Commented on 2007-10-20 03:06:32 In reply to Nonexistinghero
Posted by Nonexistinghero
Chick looks pretty hot, but the game does not. Looks somewhere between N64 and PS2 graphics. Maybe it'll be fun, but it seems a bit shallow for a full game.
What
Commented on 2007-10-20 03:17:28 In reply to Kudgel
Posted by Kudgel
What
He digs girls with hands powerful enough to stroke his massive ego.

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