Create The New Human Design

RockyRobin
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If you could choose the design of humans, what would we be like?

Id give us, a brain that uses 80% of it self. Save 20% just incase, more arms say 4 to 6, bigger/muscle legs, bigger feet to go with the legs, eyes that see further or just better atleast, and a tail for balance. All for performance reasons.
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rayy
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lol I can't imagin how girls will look with that description :S
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TheBeagle
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Strange memories on this nervous night in Las Vegas. Has it been five years? Six? It seems like a lifetime.

Megido
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Physically i wouldn't want to change too much, i think. No new extremities or anything. We're pretty good the way we are. Well suited for life on earth and in general. I guess what i'd want to change is the way the body works to fit it more to todays lifestyle so that we'd be rid of problems like obesity and heart disease. Also i guess id want to improve the capacity of the brain, to make us all smarter and as such build for a better future in general. I guess the brain thing is the easiest to fix or at least approach; make sure people get good educations.
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We seek permission to devour you. We mean...to approach the bench.

Acert93 - Mr. Bad Cop
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This thread should require Spore pics.
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TheBeagle
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I'm gonna post another which will try to emulate the first posters new human.
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Strange memories on this nervous night in Las Vegas. Has it been five years? Six? It seems like a lifetime.

Phaethon360 - Mr Pant<s>s</s>ies
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I'd make blonde chicks have IQs. They don't right now.
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Hey, I'm just like you. I put my pants on one leg at a - dammit, I knew I forgot something today.

Ronsauce
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Posté par RockyRobin
If you could choose the look of humans, what would we look like?

Id give us, a brain that uses 80% of it self. Save 20% just incase, more arms say 4 to 6, bigger/muscle legs, bigger feet to go with the legs, eyes that see further or just better atleast, and a tail for balance. All for performance reasons.
I wasn't aware brain function capacity had to do with how humans look.

You say that it'd all be for performance reasons, but what exactly did you have in mind? What is it that we'd be performing that'd require 6 arms, more muscular legs, and a tail?
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"If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards...Checkmate." - Zapp Brannigan

"Just because it'll fit doesn't mean it should go there" - Kyle
"That's what she said." - Me

LEBATO - IS WRONG
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Just delete phaethon and all look-alikes and the whole human race would be much superior.
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Mods, stop changing my SIG! I'm going to end up banning you!

RockyRobin
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Posté par Ronsauce
I wasn't aware brain function capacity had to do with how humans look.

You say that it'd all be for performance reasons, but what exactly did you have in mind? What is it that we'd be performing that'd require 6 arms, more muscular legs, and a tail?
Hope you can sleep better now. Changed just for you. And with my design we'd perform better. But now thinking about it how would we sit down... We'd have to have flexable smallish/medium type tails. Before i was thinking dinosaur size/type tails.
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Ronsauce
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Again, WHAT are we performing better? I mean, it sounds like your new humans would be shitty gymnasts. You can't just say that performance in general would be better; that's pretty much spitting on the whole form/function idea.
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"If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards...Checkmate." - Zapp Brannigan

"Just because it'll fit doesn't mean it should go there" - Kyle
"That's what she said." - Me

RockyRobin
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Posté par Ronsauce
Again, WHAT are we performing better? I mean, it sounds like your new humans would be shitty gymnasts. You can't just say that performance in general would be better; that's pretty much spitting on the whole form/function idea.
Performing at a beauty pagent. The End
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Archaos
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This thread reminds me somewhat of..



"God damn sploicers!"

:P
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"I obtained natural play orgasm from gameplay. Elegant, superb! Masterpiece!"--AcefromRussia

GriftGFX - He can also<br>ban your ass!
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Posté par Phaethon360
I'd make blonde chicks have IQs. They don't right now.
I can think of multiple examples of blondes who are hot and smart. Okay, maybe Marina from hotforwords isn't a real blonde, and maybe she's not really smart, but she pretends she is.. so that's good enough for me!

Lara Logan on the other hand is pretty hot, and smarter than most of us.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CT-Hq117w8s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H3N-RhEoirs&feature...

And she totally rocks that South African accent.
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Ronsauce
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Posté par RockyRobin
Performing at a beauty pagent. The End
Why would we need 6 arms to perform better in a beauty pagent?
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"If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards...Checkmate." - Zapp Brannigan

"Just because it'll fit doesn't mean it should go there" - Kyle
"That's what she said." - Me

Kudgel - Bernard Pavot
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No need to go to the toilet
No need to sleep
No more growth (physical) after 25

That's all
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If history is to change, let it change. If the world is to be destroyed, so be it. If my fate is to die, I must simply laugh.

RockyRobin
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Posté par Ronsauce
Why would we need 6 arms to perform better in a beauty pagent?
What you mean? why would a chicken cross the road? It would be hit by traffic way before it got to the other side anyway.

What you mean? why would jack and jill go up a hill to fetch a pale of water? dont they have a tap?

What you mean? its christmas? we had that last year?

What you mean? im under a vest? its a cardigan but thanks for noticing. What are those handcuffs for?

psssst (whispers) it was a joke...
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Ronsauce
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OHHHHHHHH...a joke... I get jokes.

I guess it must've been the complete lack of humour or wit that completely threw me off.

Don't act like I'm the stupid one here. I asked a simple question and you gave stupid answers.
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All for performance reasons.
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You say that it'd all be for performance reasons, but what exactly did you have in mind? What is it that we'd be performing that'd require 6 arms, more muscular legs, and a tail?
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And with my design we'd perform better.
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Again, WHAT are we performing better?
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Performing at a beauty pagent. The End
I don't like that I'm annoyed by your lack of thinking before typing, but I am and can't help it.
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"If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards...Checkmate." - Zapp Brannigan

"Just because it'll fit doesn't mean it should go there" - Kyle
"That's what she said." - Me

LEBATO - IS WRONG
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BREAK;

Spot the odd one out:



The pic url is titled "undercover" by the way, lol.
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Mods, stop changing my SIG! I'm going to end up banning you!

GriftGFX - He can also<br>ban your ass!
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I'm gonna have to go with the dude with the camera. Did I win?
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RockyRobin
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Posté par Ronsauce
OHHHHHHHH...a joke... I get jokes.

I guess it must've been the complete lack of humour or wit that completely threw me off.

Don't act like I'm the stupid one here. I asked a simple question and you gave stupid answers.



I don't like that I'm annoyed by your lack of thinking before typing, but I am and can't help it.
1. you didnt even attempt to give an answer to my question first.

2. your picking holes in a non serious fun question. All i said was for performance reasons and you want an essay on what i mean? (when its obvious and a bit of fun).

3. Maybe its your complete lack of a sence of humour that you dont get my humour and great wit and i do think before i speak mostly, you obviously have done to much thinking. (wheres the fun in that?)
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Ronsauce
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Posté par RockyRobin
1. you didnt even attempt to give an answer to my question first.
To your initial question about changing the look, I wouldn't change a thing.
2. your picking holes in a non serious fun question. All i said was for performance reasons and you want an essay on what i mean? (when its obvious and a bit of fun).
Who said anything about an essay? I simply wanted clarification. If you didn't think through your modifications before blurting them out, and that's making it hard for you to give me the supposedly "obvious" answer, then just say so.
3. Maybe its your complete lack of a sence of humour that you dont get my humour and great wit and i do think before i speak mostly, you obviously have done to much thinking. (wheres the fun in that?)
Holy shit, you ARE funny! I read the "great wit" part and almost peed myself laughing. Good stuff.
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"If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards...Checkmate." - Zapp Brannigan

"Just because it'll fit doesn't mean it should go there" - Kyle
"That's what she said." - Me

RockyRobin
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Posté par Ronsauce
Holy shit, you ARE funny! I read the "great wit" part and almost peed myself laughing. Good stuff.
Well better Brain,eyes,Legs, ect would perform better in general. Would it not?. There was no special event for my modified human, and i never stated other wise. I said
Posté par RockyRobin
If you could choose the design of humans, what would we be like?

Id give us, a brain that uses 80% of it self. Save 20% just incase, more arms say 4 to 6, bigger/muscle legs, bigger feet to go with the legs, eyes that see further or just better atleast, and a tail for balance. All for performance reasons.
(As you can see explained my reasons for my choices. No blurting was involved? the clarification you wanted was about peforming for what? Which i thought needed no explanation and i have no obligation to)

which is obvious. We would perform better in general, than are hardly used brain, are not so good normal human vision, big muscle legs and feet, would run faster than are normal legs. (Arnold Swarzenegger would be ok, well not so much now) And six arms are better than two. And with are new brains it'd be a doddle. We could multi task big time. To go with the hectic 21st century lifestyle. And i through in a tail for better balance. So all for performance reasons.
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Ronsauce
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Posté par RockyRobin
Well better Brain,eyes,Legs, ect would perform better in general. Would it not?. There was no special event for my modified human, and i never stated other wise
I think your lack of any kind of biology background is probably what's making this frustrating for me.

Your choices seem almost arbitrary. Bigger, more muscular legs? Well shit, why not just make us more muscular all over? Or if speed is what you want, give us ostrich legs or something. If six arms are better than two, then surely eight would be better than six, right? "Better" eyes(better how...resolution, night vision, colour, motion?) would be great, but wouldn't eyes all around our head giving us 360 degree vision be even more beneficial? They should shoot lasers too as this would help us perform better (at...you know...shooting lasers...).

You really don't seem to get that you can't just say "X" will make you perform better when there's no frame of reference as to what is being performed.

Example: "People should have duck feet...they will perform better."

That's a ridiculous statement. We'd perform better at swimming, but how the hell am I supposed to know that's what the sentence means? If I looked at it and thought it was talking about running, the sentence would be incorrect.

So yeah, what you said would have benefited from having an explanation, and while you are correct in saying that you have no obligation to explain anything, it would have been easier for you to do so instead of just being a dick.

This thread sucks.
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"If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards...Checkmate." - Zapp Brannigan

"Just because it'll fit doesn't mean it should go there" - Kyle
"That's what she said." - Me

TheBeagle
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I gotta say Ronsauce, I think you are taking this thread entirely to seriously. I provided no explanation for my phallic-like being. That is all.
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Strange memories on this nervous night in Las Vegas. Has it been five years? Six? It seems like a lifetime.

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