WII Tuesday, March 11, 2008 | 5:26 AM

Target: Terror screens

Target: Terror screens

If the terrorist definition could be applied to a videogames developer, Leviathan Games would wear it immediately. Its product, no, its abomination that is the port Target: Terror (originally in arcades) for the Nintendo Wii is almost making my eyes bleed. Sensible hearts, don't watch this.


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Commented on 2008-03-11 05:56:40
Nintendo has to prevent this game from coming out. Seriously. Revoke their licence for making Nintendo games. Rip it away and burn the gold master of this game.
Commented on 2008-03-11 06:40:45
Whoa, I just had a Sega CD flashback.

"Thar's sumthin' breathin' down here... I'M RATIGATOR BAIT!"
Commented on 2008-03-11 07:16:53
Early April Fools? Also lol at Sega CD reference.
Commented on 2008-03-11 07:54:26
Not every game need take itself seriously. If this really is a serious attempt at an action game, then yes, I share the sentiment. However given the title, given the screens and... well.. given the fact it's being made *at all* would lead me to *hope* that is not the case.

If done right a light hearted bit of nostalgia isn't a bad thing.
Commented on 2008-03-11 08:33:46
Impressiv game... well, no....
WTF?
Commented on 2008-03-11 08:48:31
ROFLMAO!
Commented on 2008-03-11 10:04:21
LOL
Commented on 2008-03-11 10:28:41
Yeah, this game has to be aware of how corny it is and how shitty it looks. There's just no way that this game takes itself seriously, i can't believe that.
Commented on 2008-03-11 10:58:55
I never could deal with the filmed lightgun shooters back in the day. This is obviously either an homage or deliberate pastiche of those games, and it's... hardly making a better impression on me now than Mad Dog McCree did back then. At least I think that's what it was called. :O
Commented on 2008-03-11 11:00:30
...wow.

Devs are lazy when it comes to the Wii (visually), but this is just taking it a bit to far.
Commented on 2008-03-11 11:02:26 In reply to ManThatYouFear
Actually I'm going out on a limb to say that.. this is prolly more work than just chucking polygon models in there. :)
Commented on 2008-03-11 12:26:38
Kudgel, did you feel dirty after posting this? ;)
Commented on 2008-03-11 13:05:52 In reply to SimonM7
Posted by SimonM7
Actually I'm going out on a limb to say that.. this is prolly more work than just chucking polygon models in there. :)
No i don't think so. Modeling, texturing, rigging and animation for one model would probably take way longer than just dressing up and shooting some video.
Commented on 2008-03-11 14:25:39 In reply to yourgoodtwin
Posted by yourgoodtwin
Whoa, I just had a Sega CD flashback.

"Thar's sumthin' breathin' down here... I'M RATIGATOR BAIT!"
Hehe NightTrap4thewin!!!

I must say that selling my Nintendo Poo, sorry Wii, was the best thing i have ever done :D
Commented on 2008-03-11 14:33:30
You people need a sense of humor
Commented on 2008-03-11 18:59:46
O M G !

no.
Commented on 2008-03-11 20:07:33
i hope they made this as an in-house joke for the developers. I will buy it if its $10 or less retail, kinda reminds me of the ol' area 51 game.
Commented on 2008-03-11 21:08:32 In reply to k79
Posted by k79
Kudgel, did you feel dirty after posting this? ;)
Never
Commented on 2008-03-11 22:13:44
What. The. Hell? Think the only possible sane explanation for this pile of hilarity is a sickday for QC at Nintendo.
Commented on 2008-03-12 00:10:00
lol... I hope this is for real, maybe people will finally see how much the Wii pretty much is pathetic...

Even the party games are better then this crap... Iron Chef? That I would play if I had to to save my life... This? Nuh uh...
Commented on 2008-03-12 02:00:31
WTF is this S***!!!
Commented on 2008-03-12 11:08:06 In reply to Kudgel
Posted by Kudgel
Never
LOL XD
Commented on 2008-03-12 11:32:43
This game was made by eugene jarvis (honetsly)
Commented on 2008-03-12 20:11:57
This looks like a great game to rent with some mates.

Seriously, infinite laughs and the gameplay is probably equally bad!

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